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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 57 points 2 days ago (2 children)

This is the tshirt I’m wearing today. Fuck Idaho.

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

They'll probably try to claim that blood comes from the heart, and so those hands represent jesus hznds with stakes through them, and everyone loves jesus.

You know. Mental gymnastics. Just anything to reaffirm their own world view since you are challenging it.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Whether you're black, white, or...an android?

[–] projectsquared@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Measure of a Man.

[–] fofinha23@lemmy.eco.br 2 points 1 day ago

Data from Star Trek's rights are being acknowledged

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

when I was in early years of school there were twins with no pigment that were pale as chalk and had hair like fiber optic strands. sunscreen needed indoors to not turn red. never seen either since but I found out its possible to be literally white.