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If you think they're complicated to have them described to you, you should try fixing one of the fuckers when it breaks down in the middle of the night.
To be fair, virtually everything is ten to a hundred fold more complicated in the dark.
And mosquitos are chewing on your ass.
Wondering around bottomless wasn't a good idea.
Assless chaps didn't work out huh ?
I only wear those when I'm moving cows.