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British Airways crew mistakenly booked into a sex dungeon and were kept awake by 24-hour orgy. (www.thesun.co.uk)

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[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 36 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

And they're complaining?!

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 40 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

They're British.

[–] NeilBru@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

The snaggle-toothed, inbred, crumpet-eaters complain that there are too many Spaniards in Spain when they're on holiday. They would complain about people complaining about how much they complain, if they could.

[–] towerful@programming.dev 14 points 8 hours ago

If I was responsible for the safety and wellbeing of a flying tube with 200 people in it, I would absolutely be pissed about not being able to get a proper rest.