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British Airways crew mistakenly booked into a sex dungeon and were kept awake by 24-hour orgy. (www.thesun.co.uk)
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[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I thought the sun was a parody site

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Nope it's Murdock's prime method of inception for the lowest common denominator of the UK's working class, aside from Liverpool because they blamed the crowd for the Hillsborough disaster and therefore you won't find a copy of it sold in that city.

That's not an exaduration, it literally has tits on Page 3 (except on Sundays), regularly publishes the most outlandish celebrity gossip stories, and you'd be better informed by reading the shit smears on your used toilet paper.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

 He estimated in 2014 that Liverpool's boycott of The Sun had cost its owners £15 million per month since the disaster, in 1989 prices.

Heartwarming