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[–] CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 hours ago

because the mods wife cheated on him with his brother and he’s having a bad week

Implying it wasn't pre-arranged. Brother probably comes in like "hey baby -tips fedora- I just got back from my dog walking job and now I smell like at least 6 golden retrievers" and the mod's wife's panties drop because the brother has a job.