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[–] Lupo@lemmy.world 78 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I'd pay money to watch an ICE agent try to put a hat on an alligator

[–] MangoCats@feddit.it 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Photo made with AI, and that's not Alligator Intelligence.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Still. Both Lupo and I would pay money to see them try and put a hat on a gator.

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