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Trump Promotes $249 Fragrance With Gold Statue of Him On Bottle: ‘Enjoy, Have Fun, And Keep Winning!’ (www.mediaite.com)

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[–] Almonds@mander.xyz 15 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

I don't think Trump has ever had that body shape. It's weird that he both signed it and put "his" likeness on it when he isn't the kind of famous person that people normally want either of those things from

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 22 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

It should be doing the weird Trump Lean

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[–] Almonds@mander.xyz 4 points 14 hours ago

That would be iconic!

He is incapable of that though