NaN minutes later, a truck arrives in the alley, its license plate reads "undefined". Someone gets out of the vehicle
"I have something for you"
He gives you a package. You open it. It's an [object Object]

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 66 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Must be from the NPM delivery service. The recipient is lucky the driver didn’t give them thousands of dependencies too.

[–] fargeol@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"I got a package from Jason"

[–] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 1 points 2 days ago

"I also got a lock"

[–] elvith@feddit.org 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Guess why he came with a truck and not on a cargo bike...

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 3 points 2 days ago

Because you forgot to tell them that you already have the dependencies at home?

[–] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Ah sweet, my left-pad is coming today!

[–] HenryDorsett@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

You don't get dependencies in real life like that.

You work 10 years in an industry and try to get a promotion? That may be a dependency issue.

[–] dovahking@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

"I've been looking for you! Got something I'm supposed to deliver. Your hands only."