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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 57 points 10 hours ago (3 children)
[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 14 points 9 hours ago

Exactly.

Fuck, I agree with MTG this morning? And I was off to such a good start today.

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 14 points 4 hours ago (4 children)

Kinda. MTG is ragging on Fox News, sure, but she's also both-sides'ing media outlets on the left with her full quote:

We have propaganda news on our side just as the left does

She's fishing for people to agree with her which legitimizes her claim that left-leaning news networks are just as untrustworthy as Fox News, which is and untrustworthy news outlet, but she doesn't say shit about Breitbart or OANN or any of the other right-wing superspreaders of misinformation.

So, she is a broken clock that's currently pointing at the correct time, but she did it in a way to sneak in an untruth or two in there hoping that people would pick up on that and amplify the message.

[–] RadioFreeArabia@lemmy.cafe 3 points 2 hours ago

There are liberal propaganda outlets and congressperons pushing for war with Iran

[–] limer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago

I have not looked at the American mainstream press for a few months, but honestly cannot remember any broadcasters or papers who are decently covering all news

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 1 points 19 minutes ago

Putting the new York times and fox news in the same category is correct as far as I can tell. I don't oppose her calling NYT republican either.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Yeah thats what broken clock means

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

I prefer "stopped clock," since broken clocks can often continue ticking, albeit at the wrong speed.

[–] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 2 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

A broken clock, whether it ticks too fast or too slow, is still right at least once every 24 hours, I think.

The only exception would be one that ticks correctly but is not set to the right time (does this count as broken?)

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

If a 24-hr clock is one second slow per day, its correct once every 236 years.

[–] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 1 points 38 minutes ago (1 children)

I was thinking of an analog clock with 12 hours and no distinction of AM or PM... but if we're talking 24h clocks you are right.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 1 points 17 minutes ago

Every 118 years then.

[–] Chip_Rat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

If it ticks faster than time than it would be right more than once (24hr time) a day, the faster it ticks the more times it will incidentally be correct (perhaps there is an allegory here..)

A clock that ticks slower than time would be right less than once a day, but it can never....

I feel like I need a simulator to understand this relationship actually....

[–] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 1 points 37 minutes ago* (last edited 35 minutes ago)

I was thinking of analog 12hr clock with no distinction between AM and PM

I wonder if your 24hr clock example would be more intuitive as frequencies and phases?

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

I mean with her she's right less than once a day.