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Here are 20 free ship maps for your high-seas campaigns!
These maps represent many hours of work which I have been able to do full-time since the start of 2024. Consider this my way of giving back the positivity and support I've received in this community since the beginning of my mapmaking career!
Download all 20 maps for free here
If you enjoy my work then please consider supporting me on Patreon. Supporters will get access to all of my watermark-free maps, gridded variants, and tokens in a VTT-friendly file format.
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Our intrepid misadventurers seek audience with lady mage Laeral Silverhand, Open Lord of Waterdeep, to report on how their quest went. Meanwhile, Laeral is facing unspeakable horrors of her own...
As always, you can find the rest here should you wish to catch up :)
Apologies I wasn't able to deliver the full episode I intended for this month... Just this last Wednesday just a minute away from home I ended up in a car crash, t-boned by a distracted lady who pulled out of a neighborhood without ever looking right... I'm okay, no major injuries, but there's a lot on my plate right now. I feel defeated and dejected, but don't worry, I'll get back up, persevere and fight on. I'm just sorry about this slight hickup in delivering the story those of you invested in it have been waiting for ;_;
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The GM: *Makes a clearly overpowered monster, intending for the party to flee.*
The Party:
[Picture with the text "Hit him with your crossbow Steve!" overlaid, of a large octopus/squid-like creature with tentacles raised out of the ocean. It towers over a pair of humanoid figures, one holding a staff in one hand and pointing at the squid with the other, the other person aiming a crossbow at it.]
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Fighter: So uhhhhh... you gotta pretty neat weapon there.
Artificer: Thanks, designed "Ol Buzzy" myself!
Fighter: Mind if I give her a go?
Artificer: Sure, but you need any pointers?
Fighter: Naaaaaw, I can figure it out.
Artificer: *To the DM* CAN he figure it out?
DM: *To fighter* ...roll me a wisdom check.
Fighter: *Nat 1*
DM, Artificer, and Fighter in unison: Hoo boy.
[A picture of a man starting a chainsaw while the blade is placed between his legs, resting on his crotch.]
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For those unfamiliar, the Shirren are a race from Starfinder who recently escaped from a hivemind, and are now addicted to choice.
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In the ongoing Drow Civil War, our group got a big win by taking down the colossal Spider golem (After it had been softened up by a few World Serpent Spawn), and among it's wreckage was one of it's massive eyes, an arcane charged amethyst.
Considering we're in a war, my craftsman Celestial Warlock thought along the lines of using it to make a rather big bomb. But as he began to plan, his other personalities calmed him, reminding him that making WMDs is kind of against our religion, causing the one currently in control of the body to take a moment to reflect on how he'd gotten over the week of war.
Beseeching their god patron for aid, he wanted aid in making proper use of the massive gem, and with that bit of divine aid, the Fabricate spell (Which I have as a patron spell to fit having an inventor god patron), and permanently sacrificing one of my three spell slots (As well as a sorta not great but not absolutely terrible roll), I have this little spooder on my shoulder.
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