xkbx

joined 2 years ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 64 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Fun fact, if you copy something a person does, you’re mocking them. But if you reword what they’re saying and throw it back to them, you’re intellectually deepening the conversation 🧠🧠🧠

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 75 points 1 month ago (1 children)

real and wholesome :’)

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I just rub her left labia for two minutes then ask her if she came

༼ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ༽ ⌐■-■ Mission accomplished ᕕ༼⌐■-■༽ᕗ

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 11 points 1 month ago

Fake: I didn’t vote in this pole

Gay: I didn’t “vote” on this pole ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

“But I’m just an actor!”

“Can you play dead?”

bang

Fuck I miss that show

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 63 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Right? Like just sit in my lap and pee a little like a normal person

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In Quebec I heard it more often but from older generations

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh really? And how many dicks have you sucked out of spite? What sort of scenario would that even occur in? Where would one even find such a place!? Like what address!?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Outside, where grass is real and may be touched

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 16 points 2 months ago

The call is coming from inside the call

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 2 months ago

I love cartoon violence

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