xkbx

joined 1 year ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 2 points 1 month ago

Ceremorphosis, eh?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 1 month ago

Don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax unzips “sir please leave”

ಠ_ಠ

my face when

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 15 points 1 month ago

Good god man think of the fruitarians

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That hook has the strength of twenty smaller hooks of 1/20th strength

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 2 months ago

Napalm Death’s “You Suffer” on full blast and repeat

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 2 months ago

Ouhhhhh you saucy

I like you

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 24 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I can confirm. As a person who had a chihuahua for 11 beautiful years, he yearned for the most violent death of any and all that displeased him, which was anything bigger than him.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The statute of ligma

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 1 points 4 months ago

Okay burp Marta, just take this serum, it’ll tran-hiccuptransform your sex

Oh gee, thanks aunty Ronnie - AHHH OH GEEZ RONNIE IT’S TRANSFORMING ME INTO A MUSHROOM I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA CHANGE MY GENDER

Gender is a social c-burp construct, Marta, I don’t respect it

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago

For those seriously wondering, yes, in the U.S justice system, many celebrities have been on jury duty, as well as several politicians. Unfortunately, fictional characters aren’t typically allowed jury duty, meaning that you’ll never get a Quintesson to give you “Innocent” before throwing you into a vat of Sharkticons.

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