usualsuspect191
Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
Listening the trainer
Maybe they've got the wrong house
Not really needing it instead of not needing it at all is still crazy
Costco sells a big jar of garlic-stuffed green olives and I have to ration my daily intake or I'll destroy the jar in no time
Diogenes: "Behold, a hamster!" holds up coconut
I still buy CDs. I rip them, then store the disc as physical backup.
The title is usually a bait and switch to get you into the comments.
AITAH for shoving a small child?
There was a bus about to hit them and I saved their life. Their mother cursed me out because the kid got a skinned knee. Half my family thinks I need to apologize. They're blowing up my phone.
Also in the Fifth Element
It's worse. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell.
Considering how much of human effort is just signaling in different forms, this makes a lot of sense. Losing a visual marker of your hard work messes with your established signaling. This makes me wonder what the new signal will be? Fitness clothing has already been taken... Maybe people will wear their gym memberships on a lanyard all the time or something?