thegr8goldfish

Marco Rubio wrote that Mohsen Mahdawi, a green-card holder who was detained at a citizenship appointment in Vermont, should be deported because his activism threatens foreign policy goals.

This guy must be an MLK tier orator if giving some speeches, with practically no reporting by the press, is enough to threaten the foreign policy goals of the (arguably) most powerful nation on the planet.

Small potatos. Rick Scott stole so much federal money, he agreed to have his company pay over a billion dollar settlement to Medicare. I guess Florida cares when it's state money?

I'm sad to comprehend that you are saying they are a lost cause and not that they had disappeared.

You can create a town with less than 300 votes? TIL.

I'm currently unemployed but my wife makes me do the dishes and she makes the children take out the garbage. They are paid $5 a week and I am paid nothing! What are some good ways to unite the children and what should we do if she brings in a scab family?

100 million years! Can it run without funding? I'll be surprised if it makes it through the next 4.

There's a reason. Last time around, the Republicans caught flak for hurting the wrong (white) people. This time they're making a spectacle of hurting the brown people to distract from the quieter hurt they're inflicting on their base.

I had to take a 2nd look. I think you're right! Tee-hee .

It must be weird being a MAGAt and checking his party affiliation to find out if he's one of the good rapists.

Humidity is a bitch here. AC keeps it at 70° F overnight and 72° F during the day. Heat won't cut on unless it's 62° F in the winter, and it runs only a couple of times over the entire season.

TL:DR He says his dong is normal sized.

Inspector Gadget theme. It starts off slow and subtle but if you're having a really big one, you might get to the 'Go, Gadget Go' line, which I think would be kind of encouraging and celebratory!