thegr8goldfish

Small potatos. Rick Scott stole so much federal money, he agreed to have his company pay over a billion dollar settlement to Medicare. I guess Florida cares when it's state money?

I'm sad to comprehend that you are saying they are a lost cause and not that they had disappeared.

You can create a town with less than 300 votes? TIL.

I'm currently unemployed but my wife makes me do the dishes and she makes the children take out the garbage. They are paid $5 a week and I am paid nothing! What are some good ways to unite the children and what should we do if she brings in a scab family?

100 million years! Can it run without funding? I'll be surprised if it makes it through the next 4.

There's a reason. Last time around, the Republicans caught flak for hurting the wrong (white) people. This time they're making a spectacle of hurting the brown people to distract from the quieter hurt they're inflicting on their base.

I had to take a 2nd look. I think you're right! Tee-hee .

It must be weird being a MAGAt and checking his party affiliation to find out if he's one of the good rapists.

Humidity is a bitch here. AC keeps it at 70° F overnight and 72° F during the day. Heat won't cut on unless it's 62° F in the winter, and it runs only a couple of times over the entire season.

TL:DR He says his dong is normal sized.

Inspector Gadget theme. It starts off slow and subtle but if you're having a really big one, you might get to the 'Go, Gadget Go' line, which I think would be kind of encouraging and celebratory!

Having an erection on demand button sounds wrought with hazards of it's own design.