sundray

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 9 hours ago

It's a good sign when your lawyers are too lazy to write their own briefs themselves, right??!

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 15 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

"Your jacket is now dry!"

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 1 points 9 hours ago
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 16 points 9 hours ago

Well, stupid is as stupid does...

Oh shit 😭

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 18 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

I've worked in enough warehouses to know that a lot of owners would rather burn the building to the ground than pay to repair a piece of machinery, and I suspect these things will be more trouble than they're worth.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 17 points 1 day ago

"I was diagnosed with a glory deficiency!"

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm afraid April 1st is forever, now.

 

Here’s what we do know: After their meeting ended and Vice President Vance left the room, the pope was still alive. We can deduce that he was alive, because he was heard asking an assistant, “Ho appena incontrato il volto del diavolo?” which roughly translates to, “Have I just encountered the face of the devil?” It’s a very common question that has been asked in many languages after encounters with JD Vance.

 

cross-posted from: https://discuss.online/post/18695891

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Transcript:

Charlie Brown stands in the doorway as Snoopy jumps up and down. The former asks,"You're glad to see me, huh, Snoopy?"

As Snoopy does a backflip, Charlie Brown exclaims,"Boy, what a greeting!"

Snoopy continues to bounce up and down, and he continues,"This touches me deeply..."

Snoopy sits and watches as Charlie Brown cries. The latter says,"Never before in all my life has anyone made me feel so welcome! snifsnif*"

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