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[โ€“] sprite0@sh.itjust.works 3 points 13 hours ago

to each their own ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ i'm with you i don't like any brown on my eggs.

[โ€“] sprite0@sh.itjust.works 12 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

when i ordered a double cheese burger with one veggie patty and one meat patty at the hard rock cafe decades ago the waitress later asked me for my first name and home town cuz apparently the cooks liked to write the weird ones up on the wall and i had made it. I would soooooo love to read that wall sometime!

[โ€“] sprite0@sh.itjust.works 25 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

had a man come in early one morning. 24h place and i was doing prep and nobody else was dining. the waitress tells me he had asked to speak to me which was not usual!

He said he had a weird request and hoped that i would indulge him. He said that he wanted a bunch of scrambled eggs, but wanted me to make them as undercooked as I could.

We discussed the health risk and he said that he understood and he also said that no place had ever gotten them as he liked them.

Well i'm an autistic people pleaser and eggs are my specialty so you know i'm going to make this fellas morning.

I cranked the gas to high and got the pan ripping and just poured a cup of scrambled egg across the hot pan and then right off into a plate. It was about 40% curds swimming in uncooked egg mixture. The waitress asked me wtf but took it out.

On his way out he told me with a beaming smile that it was the first time anyone had ever gotten his eggs the way he liked them. Felt nice.

[โ€“] sprite0@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

personal satellite with Hatsune Miku licensed voice assistant for targeting and fire control. A few lasers of different frequency, a railgun, maybe some emergency snack pods with little chutes.

[โ€“] sprite0@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

a finger on the monkeys paw curls

[โ€“] sprite0@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago

that's so cool I can't wait to see it!

[โ€“] sprite0@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

been playing WalkScape for a while and I like it, it definitely gets me out walking more!

Where'd you get the little 3-d town pic from OP i haven't seen that in game!

Thanks for making it!

here's my little Jarvonian worker bee

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[โ€“] sprite0@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

the 'anglosphere intelligence alliance' is known as Five Eyes

[โ€“] sprite0@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

like the backseat of a volkswagen?

[โ€“] sprite0@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's a place that stays up late after the bars close and there's a point during the night where much of the clientele is intoxicated and hungry. Fights are frequent enough to be a meme and some people think it would make a funny video game background.

scattered, smothered, covered and peppered is goat

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