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... Does the Pope golf in the woods?

... I mostly found your comment pitiable, not offensive.

As in, your metaphor is so crass and demonstrates such a fundamentally unserious approach to understanding reality, that it barely even registers as offensive, and immediately transcends into pity.

If you think this is some sort of... brush off your hands, phew, glad we made it out of that! type situation... if you think the suffering is over, disproportionately for Americans but also for the rest of the world...

This conveys to me that you have an extremely naive and simplistic grasp of how history moves, how international relations work, how fascism works, how economics works... etc.

... you are probably right.

Damn. I did not know you actually could litterbox train them, that's amazing.

I've had ex partners with guinea pigs and ferrets... but never rabbits.

I'll have to bookmark the wabbitwiki, thank you!

Adorable! =D

Ciel is a more creative name than Bunnicula, my first thought, lol.

I've not been religious for a long time now, but I don't know how else to phrase this:

I pray that one day I can put that knowledge toward just having a pet bunny.

... That would be nice.

Do... if you keep a bunbun as a pet, do they do better alone, or are they social enough that they need a buddy... or would two buddies in something like an apartment lead to fights?

... Can you potty train a rabbit like a cat, and let it roam around, or will it just relieve itself whereever?

... Turns out... if you go full 'make line go up...'

... Line do not go up.

Line go down.

SAD!!!

(apologies to any readers who may have a PTSD reflex to boomer baby talk, their brains are mush, they struggle with complex concepts like 'how does a tariff work')

Noted.

I mean, will they eat each other if you can't feed em for a while?

... I realize that is quite a grizzly thing to ask, and I don't mean to be as flippant as the first comment...

But that would be a useful thing to know if you're desperate enough to start a rabbit breeding pen for food, and you also have no idea what feed prices/availability will be.

Close!

I used to compile all the high level analytics and projection reports for all the Vice Presidents and Board Members, but they didn't even notice when I corrected a massive category of double counted revenue within a month of taking over from the person whose position I was taking over.

After a year of being absurdly overworked, doing the job of half of the IT department for them, so that I could actually access the data I needed, being hilariously underpaid, and becoming far, far too well versed in passive aggressive, buzzword heavy, actionable information empty, corpospeak...

I left for greener pastures.

(not Discord lol. did contract db admin type work for MSFT for a bit, then said executive reports for a massive import export firm... then nonprofits, serving the homeless)

... take notes, Americans.

Pope's dead by the touch of the/an AntiChrist, Easter has passed, and I guess a whole lot of Russians are about to meet Jesus, delivery via the clouds.

... I mean, fuck it, the world is basically a Millenium Dawn submod being played by WhatIfAltHist at this point, why fucking not.