shyguyblue

Had my door taken off for playing my music too loud... Translation: We can't yell across the house for you to "come here".

Yes! I had the candy bar version, the Slvr.

It scratched that cyberpunk itch.

Just blocking you and moving on.

I can finally get rid of my Mega Bloks Enterprise D.

I could sometimes use real Legos with it, but quality control doesn't/ didn't seem to be a priority for Mega Bloks...

I'm not a father, so already doing a better job than my sperm donor.

A page of text, two "your computer is compromised" fake security alerts, and not a single image of the pencil-tree....

I graduated high school in 03, a few months/years into the "no child left behind" bullshit. The last week of school, meathead asks, out loud, "why do people read".

Almost ten years later and that dude has never had a job longer than three months. This. This is why people read...

Edit: i had a friend in highschool who passed away a few years ago, so I only know his employment status from highschool, up to the funeral. Deleted Facebook soon after

Just turned 40 and have a Giggle Scape Purple Hippo next to me right now.

Laughs in Jellyfin... But seriously, as soon as Plex went mandatory login for local content, i noped out..

I stock shelves for a living. I can only thank the flying spaghetti monster that they don't use his face as a logo on that chocolate flavored drywall he sells as candy bars...

In Texas, we spent a semester (half the school year) learning Texas history, and the other half the year learning World History. This was during the start of "No Child Left Behind", so it was basically "memorize the answers to the test", instead of "actually learn the material"...

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