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This is what happens when you train your magical AI on a decade+ of internet shitposting

The same technology the billionaire class wants I use to eliminate payroll entirely

Old thin clients and mini PCs are great for this. Many either have a half sized PCIe slot or can take a second network interface using the WiFi m.2 slot and a 3d printed bracket to mount the nic port.

You're best off splitting the routing and WiFi tasks into separate hardware. Buy yourself a used ruckus unleashed r550/650 or r510/610 depending on how much you want to spend for wifi then run routing on whatever hardware is fit for purpose. I usually slap OPNsense on something like a dell/wyse 5070 j5005 mini PC, any mini PC with a PCIe slot will allow you to build a 1/2.5/10GbE router with open software. Chinese N100 router boxes are cheap now too, or you could reuse an old mini PC of some kind.

I don't like rolling my own router using arm boards anymore, router distro support for them is unreliable and j5005 pulls <10W anyway.

I don't know, let's find out.

It's also telling that I wasn't even aware of this until 11:38pm eastern on Thursday so I'm not sure how many people are going to even know about it

Linux may be the best way to avoid the <insert dystopian corporate feature> nightmare

Always has been