saltnotsugar

joined 2 years ago
[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 1 points 55 minutes ago

The terrorists are gonna either think here’s another British agent, or it’s McLovin the 25 year old organ donor.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 17 points 1 day ago (6 children)

My diet: Lets be motivated to make a healthy change.
Cheese in my fridge: …sup?

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

If someone wanted to pick me up (romantically or spiritually), a Tesla tank would do quite nicely.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The “step” is always super emphasized, likely due to the porn legal team on site staring daggers into the actors.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 8 points 2 days ago

Remember, Mittens used to run the Holy Roman Empire, so a little bow and groveling go a long way…also he puked on the rug.