saltnotsugar

The terrorists are gonna either think here’s another British agent, or it’s McLovin the 25 year old organ donor.

My diet: Lets be motivated to make a healthy change.
Cheese in my fridge: …sup?

If someone wanted to pick me up (romantically or spiritually), a Tesla tank would do quite nicely.

The “step” is always super emphasized, likely due to the porn legal team on site staring daggers into the actors.

Remember, Mittens used to run the Holy Roman Empire, so a little bow and groveling go a long way…also he puked on the rug.