Come to find out, thanks to bidets thorough, frictionless cleaning they're incredible for people who suffer from hemorrhoids. They're really hygienic and beneficial and everyone should just get on board already.
nomylous
joined 7 months ago
Rabbits scream when you kill them, so yeah... it's unpleasant.
We got a new toilet several months ago and it took some time for the new bidet to get here. Those couple weeks have never felt more disgusting and it removed absolutely any doubts about their superiority.
Obligatory HP Lovecrafts cat name reference.
Yeah imagine you have a medical emergency or a fire or something and EMTs/firefighters come in and get caught in your boobytrap. Very not cool thing to do, those people are trying to save your life.
edit: if your concern is actually people coming in while you sleep you can get very effective barricades/reinforcements for doors and windows that can buy a lot of prep time.