meyotch

I used to love watching My Horse The Sex Pest on Nick at Nite!

And yet I laugh. Maybe this is finally my Joker moment?

I refer to this sad group of broken men as Republican Butt Monsters. They are incapable of healthy emotions. You can spot them on grindr by their lack of pics, lack of profile info and utter lack of rizz. Correct, they are not part of the community. That requires honesty and courage.

‘Case in point’ ffs

I want a Nerdy Gurdy so freaking bad. Nerdy Gurdy

I will happily serve the billionaires.

With a side of coleslaw.

A true gentleman knows how to appreciate a beautiful person without giving themselves whiplash.

I would prefer someone with a solid moral center.

It’s southern hemisphere for sure

I’m jealous of your gritty existence.

I miss my Razr. It had the most satisfying feel and look when you flipped it open, star trek communicator style.

Just make them pay taxes every time they get even close to talking about electoral politics.