latenightnoir

joined 3 months ago

"Nonono! It's, uuh... it's like fairy dust, but from the AI!"

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Self-help for mechs! If only it were that easy for us as well...

"rrraAAAaa-aaAAAaa-aaAAAaa!"

I wanted to say "motherfly," then realisation struck.

Can relate!❤️

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

For a second, my brain pictured these combined with the only dynamics it knows from Dyson - the air blade thingies. It had a good chuckle picturing me getting a vigorous jet of air right in my schnozz.

Edit: may make for a pretty good decongestant, just, uuh... pray you like the taste of mucus...

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

And I thought attending my finals while beer-wasted was interesting...

Pretty sure he started with a decent bump of coke, but yeah, the gangbang is a logical successor to that:-?

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

The scariest part is that there are a buttload of people who still believe ChatGPT is an actual AI.

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Whoa, hold on a sec! I meant one of them, not both at once!

Joke aside, yeah... that's something else I've been following since the Pandemic, we're in for a lot of chop health-wise. Can't wait for a fucking bird flu pandemic... Again! Maybe we can do mad cow's next, since we're rebooting the classics!

Not to mention the as-of-yet unforeseen consequences of severe climate degradation! We meme about TLoU for instance, "haha, mushroom zombie apocalypse, haha," but chances are really good what we'll actually see is a massive increase in fungal infection rates and severity.

It's the mother of all cascade failures.

Considering the US Dems have swung so heavily to the Right, that whoever's left on the Left is currently not represented...

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I'd rather deal with the Plague than with these assholes, at least that one didn't fucking talk...

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