Having to hold interviews was the worst part of the job, by far... Brings about a certain kind of guilt, to sit there and try to sell battery acid as ice-cold lemonade.
latenightnoir
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Well, to be fair, the whole thing has become a sick joke, although nobody's laughing anymore...
The freest speech of all!
If this joke emitted radiation, it would be measured in kiloDads per second.
That's when you slap the "one per date" card on the table;)
What, cubes ain't cool enough anymore, we're doing triangle fractals now?
And all that's left is to hope that alternatives will still be available.
You can obfuscate it so that people won't even know what they're eating, though... Wouldn't be the first, or the last time... All you need to do is get the meat into the country, then throw it in the shredder and process it until it is unrecognisable.
Edit: or not even that, just slap whatever label you want on it. It's not like the average consumer will do a chem test on every cut of meat they purchase.
Well, found the one downside to not knowing what day it is, thank you!
What the actual fuck... Really? Fucking really, MatchGroup?!
Every time I see a Cybertruck, I start getting intrusive thoughts about sharp things under fingernails.
Oh, I didn't mean the content, I meant the purpose of it. In my experience, it wasn't just about testing the interviewees, it implies having to 'sell' the company as well, to give the interviewees reasons to want to be hired. That's the bit which generated the guilt.