jerkface

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[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago (8 children)

JJ Abrams’ movies were released.

Ha ha what are you talking about that's not a thing that ever happened ha ha ha

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 month ago

Quoth Gay/Not Gay by King Missile:

See, look, uh, I-I know I'm homophobic, but not about gay guys. They don't bother me at all. It's straight guys who don't know they're gay... they fuck my shit right up

Like a guy calls me up and says, uh, "A bunch of us guys are gonna sit around in our underwear and watch the football game and drink beer and eat chips and, you know, maybe wrestle with each other a little, you know, just us guys. You wanna come over?" And I'm like, "No."

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

"Obviously these politicians who outlaw murder have never heard of a gun. I can still easily kill people!"

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Men (and other genders) are sex workers also. This is not a man/woman thing, this is a power imbalance thing.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I mean it had a lot to do with Iran's government kidnapping and murdering our citizens.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Iranians are an amazing people with an equally amazing history, who are currently suffering the consequences of American imperialism.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

You're talking about a service, not an open source text like source code. A service can't be "open source" unless it lives on a computing block chain like Etherium or something, because actual human beings have to do things on private assets.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Certainly, worse things happened to her in her life.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (13 children)

TNG is "Old Trek" now. Thanks for ruining my day at 6:49am.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Well, I'm not an employer. You'll have to define what "bootlicker" means to you. Go ahead, I dare you.

Are you also endorsing fraud and sabotage? It sure seems like you are.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

Well, he's dying like he lived. A piece of shit.

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