hansolo

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[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 1 points 3 days ago

Has it been so long since Hamilton came out that you kids forgot this was even a plot point there?

https://www.history.com/articles/how-did-the-american-revolution-influence-the-french-revolution

https://www.usahistorytimeline.com/pages/the-role-of-the-american-revolution-in-the-french-revolution-d86c2a4c.php

After a significant amount of:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/France_in_the_American_Revolutionary_War

French elites and non-Arisocrats got familiar with the American revolution enough to both see the post-Enlightenment period ideals as socially palatable, and also see that an internal conflict supported by an external power could be successful.

Expecting reciprocal aid from the Americans (womp womp), the French Revolution started, and the Americans stayed out of it because they still saw their support as from the Kingdom of France despite commonalities of both reasons and even people involved in the French Revolutionary side.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 1 points 3 days ago

I was speaking for blonde-haired, blue-eyed Jesus.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 2 points 3 days ago

Caffeine is the only positive codependent addiction ever recorded.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today -2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

The US exported the Revolution to France.

Find Nick Cage and we can get the idea out of Ben Franklin's family vault where he kept all his porno mags.

Edit: kids, while the French Revolution was likely inevitable by 1779, and many factors mutually supportive between the two, French military involvement in the American Revolution kick started their timeline. Downvote all you like, history does support this. Literally, History (channel).

https://www.history.com/articles/how-did-the-american-revolution-influence-the-french-revolution

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 53 points 3 days ago (5 children)

And yet, the TACO rule is a rule. He always chickens out.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 18 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Yes, but no one checks the legality of cheap Chinese devices from Amazon.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 36 points 4 days ago (6 children)

Shodan.io is the searchable index of open IoT devices.

Change the default password, people!

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 48 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Expert difficulty: it's also cold and raining outside. There's no food or coffee available once you get up, you have to go to the store.

"I lost the escape room, but I started a hunger strike to protest... I dunno, pick something for me."

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 1 points 4 days ago

Yeah, I was going to list a lot of above knee-height clothing items and got lazy.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 2 points 4 days ago

Indeed I did! Thanks

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

As long as there's 1 liter of ranch dressing per leaf of lettuce, Jesus will allow it.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 18 points 5 days ago (6 children)

Southern Baptists? I think you left out all their other usual targets: Catholics, spicy food, jazz, orgasms for fun, bright colors not associated with flags or maybe a football team, female orgasms, singing, alcohol, drag shows, salads with less than 51% mayonnaise content, men using umbrellas, single mothers, showing people kissing on TV or movies, Jews, Muslims, really any brown person, wasabi, mangoes, and aged cheese.

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