frobeniusnorm

the incantation is a 5min long praise of Jeffrey Epstein

You will remember everything since your contraception and remembering being born gives you severe PTSD

... but you will simultaneously puke

The super speed only works for you, but not the symbiots in your body, like your gut bacteria. The increased metabolism combined with the still normal speed gut microbiota causes extreme diarrhea, so everytime you use it, you shit your pants violently.