emuspawn

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[–] emuspawn@geostationary.orbiting.observer 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nah, you can use an HA Ping (Settings>Add Integration-> Ping) trigger against 9.9.9.9 or whatever and run a script if it comes back false for X minutes

[–] emuspawn@geostationary.orbiting.observer 0 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
  1. Wotan feed
  2. Confabulators
  3. Flashy Diode (for management)
  4. Soylent feed
  5. Dude Detecting Receiver
  6. DDR Enclosure
  7. Based
  8. Deep fry knob
  9. Mysterious goo †.

† - We had an intern wipe it off, but it keeps coming back. Not psychoactive.

Yeah. Arctic Elephant in the room, a polar bear can keep you tied up for hours with droll stories about their latest dumb north pole vacation. No cares, Klaus! It's always just ice and snow and seal flesh and 'it was a cool time'! No one cares if you 'almost' ate a scientist, again.

We also have pizza, and pizza delivery.

Congrats on a year of posting!