bleistift2

joined 1 year ago
[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 hour ago (3 children)
  • Man, it’s so annoying to have to use multiple machines because one isn’t beefy enough!
  • We can now shove the hardware of 10 machines into one, making it the beefiest!
  • Man, it’s so annoying to have to use such a beefy machine!
  • We can now divide a beefy machine into 10 mediocre ones, just like you always wanted!

Make it make sense to me.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 hour ago

I see 6 labels. I guess that means 2 surveys per year. But I’m just guessing.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 hours ago

WhatsApp: “You may have unread messages”

Thanks, WhatsApp. Aren’t you useful.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 0 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

2012 appears once as a birth year and once as a surveillance year. The graph says that they only ever surveyed 8-year-olds, since the birth year is always 8 less than the surveillance year.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 20 points 3 hours ago (14 children)

I don’t use smart phones a lot, so feel free to disregard my opinion. But to me, swiping to the left means “next”, like turning a page in a book. If you wanted to leave the site, you’d go ‘back’ to where you came from, which means swiping from left to right to me.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Are you typing the whole filename by hand? Tab expansion exists, you know?

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 66 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The map depicts both North and South Korea. The only thing ‘off’ is that both parts are colored as Korea. But that’s only strange until you remember that both parts claim to be the sole governor of the whole peninsula. Just like both the GDR and FRG claimed to be governors of all of Germany.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 0 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Was about to say that. It’s sad that your comment is the very last in this thread.

 
 

MD5? SHA1? We increase security by not telling you.

 

Haven’t even staged it yet, so git reminds me tomorrow.

 
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Brought to you by the unholy marriage between incompatible, pre-existing standards.

 
 
 
 

Under Windows DBeaver is a solid (and free) tool for the casual database user. But under Linux you really learn to save your scripts often.

 
 
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