barneypiccolo

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[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Yeah, but the Chips Act happened under Biden, so it's automatically bad. Can't do anything that makes it look like Biden did anything positive.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 33 points 4 months ago

I'm almost certain that he has been ordered by his board of directors to get back to work, or be removed as CEO of Tesla.

There is almost certainly a shareholder class-action suit brewing over his reckless and irresponsible behavior over the last several months, which has directly caused severe, and possibly irreparable, damage to the company's brand image AND it's sales around the world, as well as tanking the stock price, an unforgiveable sin in the investing world. Now that the bubble has popped, it will never inflate again. As future earnings reports are released, and sales continue to slide, the stock will continue to decline, and the cycle will continue until bankruptcy. And it is all traceable to Skum's self-indulgent, egotistical behavior.

The only question is will Skum be the only defendant, or will the lawsuit also name the individual members of the board, for not reigning him in, or firing him. They don't want to be sued alongside him, so they are forcing him to get back to work saving Tesla, thus letting them off the hook for legal liability.

Its doubtful Skum will be able to save Tesla at this point, its almost certainly too late. It is also probably too late to avoid a shareholder lawsuit. Investors have lost millions of dollars, not due to the vagaries of the market, but due to Skum's outrageous behavior, which, as CEO, he should have realized would damage his company and its investors significantly.

And arguing that he didn't recognize the danger in advance is no excuse at all for a CEO, who should have been able to predict the response to his self-indulgent ego bender.

Shareholders have lost many millions, and they won't just let that go with an "Oh well." He's likely going to get sued, and the board is just making sure they don't go down with him.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

MAGA had the pope killed so they could push for the first American pope, this guy.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Oil up a vintage naugahyde couch, and it feels just like a dolphin.

I mean, I've heard, obviously...

Hey! This ain't about me, it's about Vance.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago

C'mon, Vance didn't kill him, he's far too stupid. Did you see him drop Ohio State's trophy last week? He'd fuck up a hit for sure. Probably put the Iocane Powder in his own tea.

Obviously, someone from his entourage was tasked to do it.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 23 points 4 months ago

Especially if you genuinely believe in an afterlife. At some point, you think, "Why am I tolerating this tool? I got MUCH better places to be."

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Vance is too stupid to kill him, he'd fuck it up for sure. Did you see him drop Ohio State's trophy the other day? The guy is a total fuck up. He'd end up putting the Iocaine Powder in his own tea.

Nah, it was someone in his entourage that did it.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 23 points 4 months ago

More evidence that we are shifting from a Trickle Down Economy to a Robin Hood Economy (take from the rich, give to the poor).

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 45 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The head of Homeland SECURITY doesn't have good enough security to keep her bag from being stolen?

Probably stolen by a member of her own security detail.

Fucking hilarious.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

Brutal, I love it.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I once knew a rich guy who carried two envelopes in his suit pockets. One carried small bills for tips and such, and the other carried large bills because "you never know when you are going run across a good gun deal."

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

Yep, nobody would suspect a thing if he suddenly dropped dead. The perfect crime.

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