barneypiccolo

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[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Of all those nukes, about 50% just wouldn't respond if launched. They'd just sit there. Poor maintenance, some base commander in the past 6 decades sold the payload or other gear, they've never been tested or updated, they've been stripped for scrap metal, etc.

Of the other 30%, half of those might detonate in the silos, which would be hilarious, and most of the rest would probably flame out in flight, and crash unpredictably. A few might actually fly properly, but not many.

Call his bluff, and let him launch. If he does, whether they fly or not, bomb Moscow into the stone age (conventional bombs, he'd probably irradiate his own country by then anyway, with their garbage bombs), take over the entire nation and let the UN manage it for a while, and hunt down Putin and his fortune.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

You're right, I don't know what I was thinking. The 2028 Olympics will be happening at the peak of the 2028 Presidential election, which will probably be crazy, especially if HitlerPig is trying to run again.

He's going to want a big, beautiful Olympics, and he'll be pissed that it will be ruined by European and other countries boycotting it. American athletes, visitors, and viewers should boycott it, too.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 39 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I live in a major tourist city, and the word around town is that there will be a steep decline from foreign visitors, but many are still coming anyway, because they've had their vacations booked for months, and it's too late to change.

But if this keeps up, next summer will be a bloodbath.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

No sympathy for these people at all. They said they'd vote for HitlerPig, everybody told them how disastrous it would be for their farms, and they went ahead and voted for him anyway.

And if he could run in 2028, they'd vote for him AGAIN.

Fuck them, they're getting what they voted for, and it's what they deserve.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

It's already down 45% from its high, and it's never going back. That high was all a delusion, based on nothing but faith in Skum, and now that we know him, people don't have that same faith.

The stock is being supported at this level by institutional investors. Every big fund holds a large chunk of Tesla stock, but that will start to change. With each successive disastrous earnings call, the stock will shed more and more investors, and at some point, the big institutional investors will start to dump it, too, and then it will properly crash.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

There's already a $400 million deal to buy armored Cyber trucks.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago (3 children)

The next American Olympics is in 2028, in Los Angeles. HitlerPig should be out of office by then, but if he suspends elections, or does some other wild maneuver to remain in office, most countries in the world will boycott them, and we'll have an Olympics with mostly just Russia, China, and America.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So what you're saying is: Foreign tourists can save money by buying a one way ticket to America, and we'll send them back on our dime.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 35 points 2 months ago (10 children)

The media is no longer interested in putting a positive spin on Tesla, or any other Skum business. Every earnings call is going to be worse than the last one, which will just accelerate the decline. The damage to the brand image is irreparable, and directly attributable to Skum's irresponsible ego bender, and a brutal shareholder lawsuit is inevitable.

Tesla will be bankrupt in less than 2 years.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This dipshit is in Vermont, he's not bothered by illegal immigrants, unless they're French Canadians coming across the border.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

I've NEVER allowed fingerprint or facial rec on any of my phones. I just got a new one, and I skipped right over that page. You are going to have to be nice enough to me that I will give you my password and pattern.

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