barneypiccolo

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[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Every last one of them is an addict of some sort. His Secretary of Health is a heroin addict.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 12 points 2 months ago

During his first term, there was some issue that he was scheduled to meet with Pelosi and Schumer about, that afternoon. The day before, someone had made some crack about him that got under his skin. Knowing that they'd be meeting with him that afternoon, Pelosi repeated the insult, knowing he'd stew on it all day.

When the meeting happened, Pelosi and Schumer were waiting in the room when HitlerPig stormed in, hollered for a few minutes, and stormed out, while Pelosi and Schumer tried to hold back their smiles.

Schumer is a spineless weenie, but Pelosi always knew how to get to HitlerPig, and used it at every opportunity. We need someone to do that now.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 15 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Collaboration with the enemy in order to avoid punishment is never a good strategy. They will come after you anyway, you're just making it easier for them. Always resist as much as possible, slowing them down and frustrating them until we can get the upper hand and defeat them.

Never voluntarily surrender your freedom in exchange for a promise of safety, they will not honor their promise.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Yep, this should be standard practice.

And we can call individual messages Xits.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The grind into a nice paste, spread it on crackers. I like Triscuits

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Aka "The Billionaire Waste Footprint"

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Poor people get all the breaks.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The only reason we aren't far, far nastier to all of these criminals is because it's illegal. But now that laws are becoming optional and arbitrary, soon we won't have to worry about how nasty we get.

They will have to worry, though.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Nobody wants to fuck anything about him, except Loomer and Battletoad Green.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

He's mental all right. That's well established.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That isn't even in the Top 20 reasons that he is unfit for office.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So can I sue HitlerPig for my mental anguish? I'm an old guy, and I've never lived with this level of anxiety in my life, totally caused by him. If he's got a case, I definitely do.

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