barneypiccolo

joined 4 months ago
[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 19 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Several years back, I went to the store at the beginning of summer to get some foam pool noodles for the pool. I couldn't find them anywhere, not even Walmart.

The next spring, they were everywhere, but they all included a tag or sticker that read "Not to be inserted rectally."

So we had to go a summer without pool noodles so the government regulators could protect us against some butt stuff some weirdo tried.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

Giggity, I guess?

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago

Every time I see this Nazi Aristocrat, I am reminded that I have to sharpen my guillotine.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

Let them wear watches.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

The government's job is to regulate sex toys so that all insertables have a flared end. MAGA wants to end all sex toy regulation. We should definitely protest this, and wave our dildos proudly.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Don't forget Scientology. They had members infiltrate the IRS all over the country, working from the inside to get tax-exempt status for them, cementing their identity as an official religion.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

So what? Society shouldn't have to indulge their untreated mental illness.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 41 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The answer is Yes. ALL cops are cowards to begin with, and are trained to embrace their cowardice by responding with extreme force to the slightest inconvenience.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 30 points 2 weeks ago

The outcry over HitlerPig's child separation policy was enormous. I personally called every one of my elected officials and literally HOLLERED at them over the phone, demanding they do something about it. I don't think I was ever outraged more about a government policy. He rescinded it after a few days because the pressure was so intense.

The Biden administration tried hard to return those children, but to this day, there are almost 1000 children who have never been reunited with their parents, and likely never will. It is one of the worst modern atrocities of the American government iny lifetime, and it is entirely MAGA's fault.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's not fair! Poor people get all the breaks!

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Hey Foxies, how would you like to have an easier life?

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