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Ooh, ooh, I got this! Here ya go:

HitlerPig or Agent Krasnov

Couchfucker Vance

Kapo Stephen "PeeWee Himmler" Miller (my favorite)

Steve "Unwiped Asshole" Bannon

Lauren Boobert

Empty G

Big Booby Bondi

"TouchMePutin" Gabbard

Pete "DUI Hire" Hegseth

Goldigging Whore (applies to several, but specifically the Press Secretary)

Nazis (applies to all Republicans)

Pedophiles (applies to all Republicans)

Criminals (applies to all Republicans)

Corrupt (applies to all Republicans)

Most important of all:

Traitors (applies to ALL Republicans)

No, not the next time. If we manage to wrest power from them again, it won't be with the current bunch of weak, spineless weenies that comprise the current Dem leadership, like that fucking scumbag Chuck Schumer.

Our liberators will be a new guard of Democrats, who are fucking pissed off as Hell, and it will be their pledge to purge MAGA from our government and our country by any means necessary, that gives them power. They will take power knowing they are expected to punish the MAGA Traitors to Hell and back, and they'll do it.

Just like they have never moved on from Hillary's non-existent email scandal, we should NEVER move on from this. All this traitors, and any other MAGA Traitor, should be asked about this in every interview, every day. We should beat that dead horse for so long, even we get sick of it.

This is actually good news. We knew there was never going to be a valid investigation anyway, so at least this forces the MuskRat to waste at least a portion of his resources on this cover-up. He'll also certainly violate a few laws while doing it, so when they finally lose power, we can slam him with those charges as well, and lock him up for longer, and fine his estate another several billion in fines and damages.

It seems like their best argument is that they are incredibly stupid, and a smart reporter took advantage of them.

Hey! I'm a Boomer, and I can use my phone very well, thank you very much. Don't blame it on him being a Boomer, blame it on him for the REAL reason - he's just virtuosically stupid, like every one of them on those texts (except the journalist).

Of course they do, and for good reason, but I've spoken with a lot of foreign people, and they generally understand that most Americans aren't MAGA assholes.

I'm just hoping that when the MAGA Traitors start incarcerating good citizens just because they refuse to become evil, the rest of the world will help us.

He apologized to all his friends, none of whom were probably offended by his promotion.

He needs to be apologizing to the people he offended, as empty as it would be.

What about Throuples?

It would be hilarious for 2 women to put pillows under their shirts, and go in with a man, and say "We're a Throuple, and both of my wives are pregnant, we want our free stuff," and see what happens.

If HitlerPig told them to, they would. The way they are threatening Social Security/ Medicare/ Medicaid, etc., MAGA may be at war with old people soon, then watch these MAGA Traitors turn on them, too.

The light of a Molotov Cocktail.

Snowflakes are now a protected class.