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Federal Regulators Hold Celebratory Seatbelt-Cutting Ceremony in c/theonion@midwest.social
[โ€“] _spiffy@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

Not a person but a laptop

I bet you weigh more than a laptop. Even if I wasn't killed by you, if I was hurt more because of you I would be pissed.

What's your superpower? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[โ€“] _spiffy@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 weeks ago

I honestly can't think of a damned thing I'm weirdly good at. Maybe that's my super power. Extreme averageness.