Zier

joined 2 years ago
[–] Zier@fedia.io 2 points 4 days ago

We could use them as feed for hungry wild animals. I just don't want to be accused of poisoning wildlife.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 9 points 5 days ago (2 children)

They are also the reason Men cover their drinks. You know how much Whiskey Pete loves fit, smooth, manly men!

[–] Zier@fedia.io 6 points 5 days ago (3 children)

That's because they taste extremely bitter and putrid. I suggest we just eject them into space towards the sun, and make them pay for it.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 12 points 5 days ago

Not true, it was grown in a lab. I know because that's my day job. Some people are allergic to the shell so we grow these.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 26 points 5 days ago (19 children)

Can we get an "AI Oligarch Replacement Service". That could be super useful.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 17 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Well that's good news. Now I can finally relax. I'm going to go lay down in my back yard, that is nothing but dry dirt, and stare up at the pollution clouds in the sky. Good time, good times.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 8 points 5 days ago

Stupid People. Not people who are naive, they can be educated. But actual stupid people. They will kill us all.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 2 points 5 days ago

"near... ... ... ... far"

[–] Zier@fedia.io 2 points 6 days ago

Wait... Canadians sweat?? When did you guys start doing that??? Just kidding. I did mean regions of the body.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 15 points 6 days ago

Thanks for letting us know that you have no life. There will be an age when you realize what you have missed and your unhappiness will consume you. And it will be your fault. Real Humans know that a full life involves having personal time separate from a job.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Even if you are alone in a hotel room, having a door is very helpful if you take a very hot steamy shower. No fan can control the humidity in real time. I usually close the door when I am done and leave the fan on for a while to get the humidity out. It makes your stay more comfortable.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 10 points 1 week ago

This birb is too big for this apartment.

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