WhyIHateTheInternet

joined 1 week ago
[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You're going to fuck that mammoth snout, aren't you?

You could just raise your arm and let it loose...

I love peanuts but hate peanut m&m but I love regular m&m.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Where am I supposed to keep the tooter?

Sadly my job requires signed papers from each employee to be on file for the state AG department. It's an enormous waste.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Just bought a brother laser for my job. Damn toner ran out on day 1. I printed 400 pages but still... Oh brother

Ooh I'll take some addy too. Been too long and I need to clean my fuckin house.