It's also entirely reasonable for people to roast you and tell you to git gud when you make a whole ass post about it though. Right?
It's like those posts about turning 30 and your body falling apart immediately. No, you're probably doing something very wrong, that's not normal. We can point you in the right direction and you can choose to ignore it, that's fine. Nobody's really being fragile here.
You will eventually. You start feeling hangovers more and more sometimes in your late 20s or early 30s.
At some point jUsT dRiNk WaTeR doesn't work and it will happen to you too.
Most of these can honestly be solved by getting a hammock with an integrated bug net, an underquilt and a tarp if it's raining. You can get like all of that for ~$200 brand new that's half decent. Onewind makes some pretty alright stuff for the money.
I don't think I'm ever sleeping on the ground if I ever get a chance.
Comparing camping to stuffing rods into your cock is such forever indoor Redditor shit and it's very funny that you don't get it. Stay beautiful lol.