SuperEars

I read it that way too

First, I'll abolish your milk
Then, I shall abolish your VIRGINITY

Big picture, this is positive news.

That said, I doubt the Admissions and Bursar's offices are isolated from each other.

I see no reason to believe there aren't donors making their feelings known that there is a limit to how far the university can go with this. I'm thinking of the Jurassic Park lawyer smugly saying "We could have a coupon day."

I was totally missing that angle.