SkaBunkel

joined 2 years ago
[โ€“] SkaBunkel@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Since I'm not feeling very optimistic, and given that everything I predicted today was the exact opposite, I'll say this.

  1. Campi Flegrei explodes, creating a noise louder than Krakatoa.
  2. Santorini sinks into the ocean.
  3. Nuclear war.
  4. Groundwater runs out all over the world.
  5. A massive solar emission hits earth, throwing us back into the Stone Age.

Doing my duty, to protect the world by predicting things, so the exact opposite happens ๐Ÿบ.

Just to cover all the bases, some extra points.

  1. AI superintelligence is evil.
  2. A gamma-ray burst hits earth.
  3. Aliens are evil.
  4. Vacuum decay is possible and something accidentally triggers it.
  5. Nobody likes me romantically.
[โ€“] SkaBunkel@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

always holding... Its so bad im sorry.

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