SARGE

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[–] SARGE@startrek.website 27 points 3 months ago (2 children)

"stealing art for my/my favorite techbro's computer project should be legal and since it's not yet, I'll go around completely misrepresenting arguments in order to make them seem like they are the ones who are out-of-touch"

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 12 points 3 months ago

you begin manufacturing explosives in order to demolish all future trolley tracks, trying to ensure nobody is ever forced to choose again. Misunderstanding your purpose, you are arrested, and the people cheer that a terrorist has been brought to justice. Your pleas fall on deaf ears and people insist the trolleys are good, the trolleys are necessary.

True, it's not a great plan. But it's not your fault. You can never move on from... the trolley problem.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Poor genie didn't realize you were hitting on them and just wanted to ride their massive cock.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 23 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (7 children)

Make no mistake, there are plenty of people in positions of power, who could all make sure this doesn't happen.

They aren't. Mostly because they want it to happen (also to own the libs) , or because they don't seem to realize we are in fascism times and think "surely there is a good reason for this"

They are giving it to him.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 108 points 3 months ago (12 children)

I never thought I'd see the day when a draft dodging felon was given a military parade for his birthday.

For the record, fuck the draft. If they ever call it up again, I encourage everyone to metaphorically burn their cards en masse, and present a middle finger to the federal government.

But you don't get to use daddy's money and connections to be allowed to stay when others have to make an actual choice to make a stand, and you sure as FUCK shouldn't get to have a military parade after doing so.

If the 9,000 military personnel had any sense of duty to the oath they all took, then they would refuse to go, or honestly even do the funniest thing on planet earth.

Cheeto said it himself, "he who saves his country commits no crime"

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 51 points 3 months ago (3 children)

"If you're too insecure to wash your nasty-ass stank smell off because of a nice smell, you ARE a bitch, and a whiny one at that. When you grow up to be a REAL man, my body wash will still be there, not giving a shit about what dangles between your legs or what you think is or isn't manly."

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

NYS rangers

How did I miss that part? That's on me.

Yeah state parks, rangers, and anything that positively manages government land has always gotten the short end of the stick. The state police aren't as militarily kitted out as some local PDs, at least in my experience.

A state park near where I grew up was basically begging for volunteers because they didn't have the budget to take care of the park more than 3ft from the parking lot. (mild exaggeration, but you get the idea)

This whole time I've been thinking its some local city cops with too much time and not enough training...

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 25 points 3 months ago (4 children)

That's the point.

Set the bar low, but just high enough that tons of people still trip over it.

Sit back and enjoy the comment wars.

The people who are confident but wrong are too proud to admit they were wrong even if they realize it, and comment angrily.

The people who are right and know why, comment for corrections and some to show off how S-M-R-T they are.

The people who are wrong but willing to accept that just have their realization and probably don't think about it again. So do the people who don't know and/or care.

But those first two groups will keep the post going in both shares and comments, because "look at all these wrong people"

It's all designed to boost engagement.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

I'm sure their massively inflated budget can handle it. Presumably the hikers pay their taxes.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 32 points 3 months ago (7 children)

Taken to police..... For wasting their time? I'm confused what actual harm they did.

Oh no they ate a fungus. Hardened criminals. Probably ms13. Gotta deport them now.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

My condolences to your digestive tract...

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 1 points 3 months ago

doesn't work out

Hot damn, what an absolute piece of shit garbage human being.

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