SARGE

joined 1 year ago
[–] SARGE@startrek.website 15 points 2 months ago (4 children)

The future we are barreling towards:

collapsed inline media

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 9 points 2 months ago

Less money on social programs

How dare you, they would never lower them even more than they have been!

They would maintain the status quo, and in 3 years open up an inquiry as to whether a committee could be established to contemplate on the possibility of maybe increasing their budgets by 0.00001% over the next 100 years (which can be canceled at any time for no reason)

Then sit back and pat themselves on the back for being such a man/woman of the people.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 2 points 2 months ago

And then if you don't have a/c, you get blessed with DoT reducing to only -1hp/min instead of -1hp/sec.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 35 points 2 months ago

Why not just tattoo a number on their arm?

I'm sure there's no possibility that subdermal trackers would ever be used in shitty ways.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

At least my parents church has the decency to give first time visitors a free 6oz cup of coffee.

I decided a long time ago that if I ever walk in and don't recognize anyone, and someone thinks I'm a visitor who didn't grow up there, I'm going to start quoting Bible verses about how selling shit inside the church is wrong and I would be channeling the righteous anger of Jesus himself if I flipped all their tables and whipped them.

Unfortunately despite the fact that I have been there twice in 10 years, people still recognize me.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 3 points 2 months ago

Look, if you didn't want people watching you, then why run lines in a public place?

And will you not also be center of attention during the performance said lines are for?

I suppose a birthday is aa good a place as any to test your public speaking...

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 26 points 2 months ago

I have more in common with a homeless person in Somalia, India, or China than I do with the super rich.

No War Except Class War

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's right up there with "if you stopped acting so gay you wouldn't get bullied"

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 5 points 2 months ago

I will happily eat macaroni or soup with my hands for the rest of my life if that means everyone gets Healthcare.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 24 points 2 months ago (3 children)

It's been so great the last 10 years saying "this is what will be happening because the neo-nazis are taking over" and everyone telling me I'm overreacting, I'm being hyperbolic, I'm exaggerating or my favorite "you're just being dramatic"

Remember, THERE'S NO WAY they'd overturn Roe v Wade.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

that they released at the scene

An important inclusion

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The majority of people I've brought this up with believe MKULTRA is just a Conspiracy theory and never happened, or have never even heard of it.

Like... This is stuff they are ADMITTING TO.

view more: ‹ prev next ›