PseudoSpock

I wanna new distro
One that won't make me sick
One that won't make me crash my PC
Or make me feel like a d**k
I want a new distro
One that won't hurt my head
One that won't make run CPU too high
Or make my NAS disks RED

One that won't make me defrag
Watching squares of blue
One that makes me feel like I feel when I use UNIX too...
When I get to boooot you.

Zomg, they still have Yast?!? That was the main thing that drove me away ages ago!

I think it comes from a lack of formal typing instruction leading to a hunt and peck by index finger style of typing.