MantisToboggon

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What platform currently exists to replace FB? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago (4 children)

Myspace.com.

Would you date someone that uses a hammer? in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

What is its MC Hammer?

Effective immediately I will be stepping down as CEO of your mom. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

My mom's fatass was always to good for you.

The White House Gold Rush Is On in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's easier to fit a camel through the eye of a needle, than it is for a rich man to get into heaven.

Find the Piggy in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They should compare ankles.

Poll: Democrats have biggest advantage for control of Congress in 8 years in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago

Can't wait to see how they fuck this up.

You are the fourth Wise Man that nobody talks about. What did you attempt to bring the baby Jesus that they cut you out of all the stories? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Some weed .