Jumpingspiderman

joined 2 years ago
[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

Fuck him and his shitty shoes that give me blisters

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

12 year olds are on average a lot smarter than your usual GOP congresscritter. In fact howler monkeys are smarter than your average GOP congresscritter.

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

It will be true that it will be way more expensive for Red Staters to move to Blue states. Since Red States already have shittier and weaker economies.

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Economic devastation is an inevitable result of making policy divorced from objective reality. Let the religious lunatics feel the FO part of FAFO.

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Banning religion really isn't a good idea. Look at what happened in the Soviet Union. But banning and rigorously enforcing religious interference in politics is a much more sensible and fair strategy. It's also one that the United States used to have until numerous administrations refused to enforce the ban.

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Except this particular idea isn't quite as crazy as her other ideas. It's really gotten to the point that the Red States and the Blue States lack a common purpose or any reason to be united. A gentle split into two countries, one founded on the principles of The Enlightenment and another with the laws and mores of Bronze Age herders- e. g. JesusLand, makes sense to me. As long as the latter doesn't have nuclear weapons.

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Well, it's pretty clear that democracy is what we gave up.

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

California resident here. I would be SO down with that- as long as there's an impenetrable wall to our East.

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

So, I now know what dem scum is top of the list to get primaried

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My Sister in Law is a lawyer and former city attorney for LA. And hates MAGA as much as do I. She would be able to advise on emergency issues and would find me a ravenous barracuda of a civil suit lawyer.

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

I wish they’d just save us all the bother and use that capsule right the fuck now

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 35 points 2 months ago (4 children)

As soon as we get back to Cali, I’m putting a Mexican flag sticker on my car. I and my parents are natural-born US citizens. I also have a Latin surname so it should be extra time wasting for the fuckers. Possibly even a false imprisonment sitch. And I WILL get a lawyer to go after them if ICE arrests me

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