JoShmoe

This sorta implies athletes don’t “work”. You do not reach this level without working your ass off.

All those swigs in the bathroom, yup we know.

How exactly does a person have a photo of awkward, undeserving existence?

No nut November is over, you can stop holding it in now.

I can do that.

Com’on bro just let me get it in. Only for tonight. You owe me anyways.

That’s not Eevee that’s Pikachu. You’re welcome.

No she’s some other girl that likes to eat other people’s popcorn.

You probably shouldn’t be going to that restaurant.

Yes thank you. The recognition helps.

My last name is Sexvenger.

Holidays only.