This is a little more infuriating than "mildly infuriating" but I can't think of a better place to post it
Edit: I'd like to clarify that I live in East Tennessee, not an area like Florida! I do appreciate the hints that it might be clearcoat goblins though, and I've left a saucer of milk and cheese out to ward them away
I'm guilty of marking legit emails as spam recently, a bunch of the emails I've been getting I've already tried unsubscribing multiple times and they keep coming (I'm looking at you, Threads) so I gave up and reported them as spam