FistingEnthusiast

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[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 16 points 2 months ago

Just nuke the red states of 'Murica

That'll make life so much better for the rest of the world

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 17 points 2 months ago (12 children)

Yeah,

Because Putin still has Trump bent over because he has incriminating shit on him, and he also lets Trump think he has a seat at the grown-up's table

Trump wants to be Putin. Putin will always have Trump in his pocket so long as Trump worships him, which he will always do.

Mwah! 😘

You got the upgrade from a nipple

I don't think I have a single photo of my nipple piercings, even though I had them for eight years!

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 16 points 2 months ago

Ohhhhhh nooooo..

Surprising someone with a proposal if it hasn't at least been talked about is fucked-up

We have both proposed to each other, on separate occasions, just to make sure

I'm going to make it special for us both

I hope you enjoy all the happy things in life!

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 2 months ago

Oh, and my IBS and precancerous lesions give you their best regards

I'll never own white carpet...

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 19 points 2 months ago

Yeah, it's pretty fucked-up...

But, it's a part of our romance

I love it, she loves it, we film it, other people also love it

Romance is a beautiful thing!

You have to fit your own oxygen mask first

You will help others. You can't help everyone

I tried that, and all I got was a bunch of loose screws, a handful of broken hearts, and a liver that you can use when you want new soles for your shoes

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I'm not punching down

There are fucked up regimes all over the world. I could rant about Pakistan, Argentina, the Philippines, all sorts of places

But they don't affect other countries like America does

Don't you dare accuse me of acting like Trump and his cohort

How many US presidencies have you lived through? Some giving hope, most making shit worse

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