Dogs_cant_look_up

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Trump's New Streaming Service Truth+ Is a Conspiracy Theorist's Dream Come True in c/technology@lemmy.zip
[–] Dogs_cant_look_up@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Well yeah that's where the tastiest insects are!

What are these tiny dots in eggplants (might need to zoom in)? My wife keeps finding these in most of the eggplants she cuts, and is concerned if this is something bad, or just something normal. in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] Dogs_cant_look_up@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (4 children)

They could still be a chef but no longer a vegan.

How to open a textbook in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] Dogs_cant_look_up@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

One opening line that's always stuck with me is:

"The doctor said I was a paranoid schizophrenic. Well, he didn't actually say it, but we knew he was thinking it."