Bonus

joined 4 weeks ago
[–] Bonus@lemm.ee 48 points 4 days ago

I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours.' He said, 'Yes, but not in a row.'

-Steven Wright

[–] Bonus@lemm.ee 61 points 6 days ago (5 children)

*Lie

It's not a claim. It's a lie. Come on media, you can do this.

[–] Bonus@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

Thanks. I'm still figuring all this stuff out.

[–] Bonus@lemm.ee 20 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Bullies like Trump only understand the language of power. You can’t smile or handshake your way out of their attacks. You’ve got to sock them in the kisser.

With any luck at all, the bully might finally get his ass knocked out with this kind of epic fucking up.

[–] Bonus@lemm.ee 17 points 1 week ago

I didn't know till ...tomorrow.